My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome sea monsters, hostile pirates, a ghost ship, and, of course, the world-famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.