To My First And Last One Night Stand

To Marco (No, I'm not going to add Polo), Last night was a mistake. A big mistake. Or should I say small? I don't want to hurt your ego. I should have listened to your sister. You're insufferable and rude and far too cocky. Don't worry. I won't be telling anyone what happened because as far as I'm concerned it never did. Please stop calling me. I do not need to come and collect my bra from you. Or the t-shirt you lent me to sleep in when I got cold. And no, that one act doesn't make you a gentleman. Far from it. Also, I do not need to have your smell near me to fall asleep. In fact, your shirt does the opposite. It gives me nightmares. MillieP. S. No, I do not want a repeat of last night at my office. I don't care if that's your fantasy or not. Stop texting me your fantasies, by the way. P. P. S. The texts I sent you this morning were drunk texts. I was still hungover. Do not construe them as anything else. P. P. P. S. Could you have given me any more love bites? There was no need to "mark your territory" because I am not yours