The Greatest Things He Ever Said

The modern world was shaken to their knees on that faithful night when count bots proved that 62,979,636 was, in-fact, a larger number than 65,844,410. And since that night he has had a chance to influence numerous issued faced by the people, and within a thin cover, layered among the pages of this book are the greatest things he ever said. A permanent record of his yuge insight into the complex world of politics, economics, and twitter. Sure to be passed on and studied for decades to come. (please note this is a fake news covfefe book and is mostly blank pages, at least until he has something great to say)