Dembo's Ditty

You are Dembo Daji, a Maroki - a Griot. But you weren't always. You were once a struggling DJ in the near future. Home for you was a tiny efficiency in the Pittsburgh Projects - a 50-story housing development in the crime-ridden, ultra-violent area of Pittsburgh, in southwest Atlanta, Georgia... until you finally saved up enough credits to purchase the U. R. E. - the Universal Reality Engine - the world's most popular gaming console and you decided to play Ki Khanga - the world's most popular MMORPG - on it. Now, you're stuck in the world of Ki Khanga and looking for a way out. All isn't bad, though. You're in love with Joni, a beautiful and brilliant princess. But in order to win her hand in marriage, you have to first win over her father, who demands his daughter marry someone of great fame and fortune. Becoming the official Maroki of Yoro Mosa, the hero of heroes, is the best way to do it. The problem is, Yoro's life is fraught with dangers. Hordes of evil, intelligent chimpanzees, sorcerers and gargantuan monsters are just some of the terrible things you'll have to face if you get the gig. This gamebook is similar to the Choose Your Own-type books, but with cool game stats, weapons, skills and funky spell-songs to choose from! Hack, slash, talk and sing your way out of trouble and into fame and glory as you choose your path through a hilarious and dangerous LitRPG adventure!