Welcome to the Insurrection: We're NOT Sorry for the Inconvenience

The McDruhitmumpf presidency ends pretty much the way it began: with criminality, gaslighting and so much chaos you could bake a wedding cake from it. Nobody saw the insurrection coming, but everybody agreed that, in retrospect, it was inevitable. Retrospect teaches us hard lessons. Bastard retrospect. Not that the Reduhblicans were resting on their...whatever the opposite of laurels is. They worked hard to deny incoming Dumbopratic President Joe Bidenhisbeeswax a smooth transition. Or, any legislative accomplishments. Or, a pleasant lunch. Petty? Sure. But, you don't get to exercise power by being magnanimous, and, anyway, "pleasant lunch" is not an item on the Capitol Cafeteria menu. In the fifth and final book in the Vesampucceri series (I know I've said that before, but...but...but... SHUT UP!), President Ronald McDruhitmumpf may be gone, but his influence malingers on. And, maybe he isn't even really that gone. Chaos abides...