Knoxed Up

I'm not the kind of man who believes in love at first sight. I'm old enough to know that shit only exists in between the pages of romance novels and the big screen. Or at least that was until Lena Mason strolled down the aisle and Knoxed me off my feet. There is something about her. My funny girl is sexy and witty, pretending I haven't caught her eye. By the end of the night she will be mine. One taste and its game over for me and my bachelor ways. Lena Mason is mine and I'll do anything to keep her, even Knox her up.