The Adventures of Billy Boyles

What do you do when your boils come to a head and they are real heads? A common question, one you've probably asked yourself many times - or not. Billy Boyles is every man's toilet. His life is one of perpetual humiliation and loneliness. Thanks to an enemy bazooka in Vietnam, Billy got his balls blown off, and if that wasn't enough fun, the day his mother died he woke up covered with gigantic boils. Not a real asset to his social life. But then something very strange happens. His boils begin singing to him. They promise to make his life better. He then meets Rosy who also has boils, and she tells him to sing back to them and he will be pleasantly surprised. He does and he is! All thirteen of his boils hatch out into little Billy clones. These pint-size Barbie Dolls (actually Ken dolls) are much much more than anatomically correct. They are also determined to set the world right for Billy. Revenge? Payback? Compensation? Justice? Moral Retribution? A really good joke? All tiny little understatements that cannot begin to describe the delightful gore, and completely wacky carnage they set out to wreak for Billy. But there is a serious side to this book with respect to our respect for the planet we are so sorely wounding. Of (or off) course the solution to this crisis might not please everybody, but if Melania (or is it MALania) really don't care, why should you?