A Touch of Spleen

Elsie Tapp is the kind of woman who'd break the heart of a Turkish wrestler, and mostly with her fists - but appearances can be deceptive. Elsie has a secret. To her adoring fans everywhere she is Felicity Merryweather, Queen of Romance, and no gooier tales of love, villainy, and tight Regency trousers exist outside the covers of her books.'How quaint!' she cries, arriving in the little town of Grubdale, with her beloved pink poodle in tow. But Grubdale is far from quaint - Grubdale is downright peculiar. People in Grubdale think she's a witch. Even the witches think she's a witch, and that's not to mention the vanishing sheep, cows with their bottoms bitten off, and a strange gentleman who's swathed in bandages and coughs up furballs the size of hamsters. There's even a body in a box who's dying to be let out! 'A Touch of Spleen' - the new sequel to 'The Trouble with Wyrms' trilogy. The comedy continues, and this time with teeth...