High Rants

Come and get it. There is no need to wait with this book you'll get Moral Deserts. For philosophy has never been this fun as you get to ponder the questions of the universe like you were doing it high. You'll go through the ups and downs of a drug induced euphoric bliss. It has never been this chill in philosophy since the hippies. Wow, look at that, I have solved the drug problems of the world. It took all this time but we now know how to do it. I have eliminated all the bad effects of experiencing God's little miracle that sweet Mary Jane. Now you'll be able to say that you have had multiple experiences and you just don't need any right now. Why would you, you are reading my book? No longer will you have that dazed head that always last not long enough or having to do anything to your body that would damage it. You can sit back and enjoy a completely clean, safe and fun experience with Mary Jane. With this solution to ending drug use across this nation will also need each and every one whose eyes have read this to start peddling it. I mean, get it into the hands of everyone in your life. Give them the first one for free, just to see if they like it. If you can stop your family from doing drugs don't you think that it is the right thing to do. As this plan rolls out, I'll take on the responsibility to continue to get high so people everywhere will be free of this scourge.