Eat Sheet and Die

25 Profane Quotes to Help You Through the Holidays... AND BEYOND Get FREE BONUS pages at www.fckyeahcoloring.com and preview the book!
25 swear words and quotes you wish you could say out loud. Carefully illustrated with badass swears, sweet angels, and saxophone playing cats- this book is not for the faint-hearted! A book so beautiful you'll want to frame every page, with sayings that include 'You're A-Whore-Able' and 'Time to get Shitfaced' Each coloring page is designed for fun, relaxation, and anti-stress therapy. Use the tools of your choice: markers, pencils, pens, crayons... The variety of pages ensure there is something for every skill level. Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. Use it yourself, or gift it to a friend for a moment of Zen! Order Your Copy Now to Get Started Immediately!