This Planet Sucks

Publisher Marketing: Inspired by such wondrously strange maniacs as Hunter S Thompson, William S Burroughs, and probably some things on the Internet, this work of dark humor is a tour de force (whatever the Hell that's supposed to mean) in a deranged and highly permissive future. In a past life, Cyn might have done a few bad things. So maybe the demon blew up a planet or two... Big deal. It's not like there's just one of 'em. Attacked by little gray bastards and trapped on a space station, the demon escapes into some parallel universe with a jacked-up planet called Earth. Unfortunately, the rules of this world dictate that a demon must have a body in order to exist. The demon takes over a cheerleader's corpse lying in the morgue... What? Not like the dead bimbo was using it anyway. Little did the escapee know there was still plenty of human personality inside of the dead idiot. Inside of a demonically rejuvenated body, the minds merge... Now the demon incarnate is on the run--living in a (CENSORED) Florida where most everything from cannibalism to cocaine is permitted and almost nothing is forbidden. If the insanity of your future planet doesn't kill her, then those after her certainly will--demon hunters, anus-faced mutants, murderous clowns, even those big-headed gray space aliens. It's hard to tell who's crazier at this point--the demon incarnate or the world around her. Makes a demon in an ex-cheerleader's body wonder if it's worth it.