The Temple of Craven Madness: the Third Novel of the Tow Company Gothic and the Impound Lot Byzantine

Publisher Marketing: Hunting Vampires is hard, and doing so when no one is your friend is even harder. The drivers of the Tow Company Gothic have just as many Vampires to hunt as they ever did, and now there are also Zombies looking to tear down their operation, not to mention the even greater menace of 'community activists'. The problems abound and even the parties have gotten out of hand. The local clergy is on their case and even the simplest of permits becomes a weapon against the Tow Company Gothic. They have to find a balance and keep themselves on their feet, because no one is looking out for them, and everyone wants a favor. In the third novel of the Tow Company Gothic our intrepid Vampire hunters are relentless, and frenetic in their pursuit of the undead fiends that make up the unholy hosts of the creatures of the night. Unless one of them is doing your hair, then you have to wait until that color treatment set properly. Even still, these Vampire hunters are fearless, and relentless in pursuit of their quarry, the horrors that lurk in the darkest recesses of the nocturne. Unless one of them is your employee of the month, then you have to handle that differently, especially if she's your new girlfriend...