Confessions of an Elven Vampire: Refusal to Convert

Publisher Marketing: The creatures of fairy tale have returned to the Earth. They saved humanity from imminent doom from an alien attack. Garbazhio is a collector, a vampire and an Elf. He acquires an odd contract from a mysterious stranger. Well paid, he is determined to find the lost magical device that can save the world from a new horror. He decides that he must have help to battle away his many enemies. He must choose his favorite weapons, 45 or sword. He navigates through a post-apocalyptic world, dragging along his Dwarven friend, Basoora. His friend brings his three favorite things, an axe, a shotgun and a zombie. The ridiculous zombie tags along like a stray pet, to the grief of the Elven Vampire. While scouring the torn world, they meet a Human thief and save her from becoming part of a Witch's menu. The Elven Vampire is drawn towards the sexy female, for lust and his uncontrollable urge to feed. The three of them meet terrors of underground monsters and giant creatures, barely struggling to survive the leftover nightmares from the last war. They seek out a Wizard who may know more than what he is letting on. An android becomes a confidante of information for the Elven Vampire. They must reach the Ash City in time to retrieve the magical device and deliver it to the stranger. But the violent obstacles may cost them in blood. If you are looking for magic, wizards, vampire, elves, dwarves, Cyclops, witches, even Egyptian creatures and other fantastic things, this is the book for you. This book is intended for adults only: it contains violence, blood, language, sex, nudity and very adult situations.