High Heel Robbery

Publisher Marketing: Disappointments taste better with tonic and ice... He was known as the best taxi man in Alaska except he was the only one who thought so. After getting a second job as a flower salesman, selling to the countless amounts of people that roamed downtown Anchorage, his wife leaves him and robs him of his couches. Going through a hilarious depression and lowering his standards for everything barbarically low, he later falls in love with an exotic dancer that becomes a blessing and a curse. Problems escalate and not even his lucky Benjamin Franklin boxers could save him this time. The taxi man's cousin comes home from a deployment in Afghanistan. Together, they have the bright yet oddly successful idea of making their own rock band that plays at local bars. It was all an attempt to impress a female by making the songs about her. Nothing usually went well because it seemed like nothing good rhymed with her name. Step into the shoes of 3 characters as their lives get caught up together in an entangled story about self-improvement, self-control (which there barely was any), and money heists. This modern day romantic comedy version of "Othello" (by William Shakespeare) will let you see the same story but from 3 different characters and their (odd) point of views.