Like a Vampire at a Salad Bar: an Autobiographical Tossed Salad of Thoughts from One of Life's Greatest Middle-aged Under-achievers

A lighthearted collection of stories stemming from a life on Earth spanning two centuries. Residue from rubbing shoulders with luminaries and peons alike. Eulogies, essays, songs, poems, and even a very fine recipe for corn casserole stolen directly from the kitchen of our good friend, Evelyn Dick.
A shamelessly self-promoting tome of epic proportions, considering my normal conveyance - a lousy two-page letter sent at Christmas time every year, without fail.

PLEASE BUY THIS BOOK!
We need to buy a beamer before the brother-in-law gets one. Yeah, that?s shallow, but hey, isn?t that ?????. CAPITALISM at its best!