Fishing, for Christians

"When the horror has stopped, when you have watched your beloved children being ripped limb from limb, when your friends have rotted before your eyes, when you yourself have crumbled into dust, snapping and cracking as you go, you will return to this earth as eternal beings in the fl esh, your days will be endless, your joys countless, your love infinite.

At least, that is the theory. I think that there are a few technical issues to sort out in the meantime. If I were an engineer or an accountant, I would promise you nothing at this point. If I were a salesman, I would promise you the earth.

What do you want to hear?"

Testimony of the Archangel Michael.