Talk's Cheap... and So Am I: the Definitive, Authoritative, Official Guide to Cheapness

AuthorHouse SIF About the book Talk's Cheap... And So Am I. Book ID# 32705. Talk's Cheap... And So Am I is the guide to the many splendored beauty of living a cheap life. It is a comprehensive book to the cheap life from conception, birth, through childhood, puberty, adolescence, adulthood, middle age, old age, death and the after-life. It includes one family's history of cheapness. Many cheap ideas are presented in this seminal work on the cheap life. Three of these cheap ideas are reviewed here: First, love is spiritual-not material. Cheap love, noncommercial love, the realization of ideal love, is developed. Cheap sex and cheap contraceptive practices, using little more than one's mind and body, are created that are cheap fun, satisfying and effective. These practices use celibacy, deprivation and other cheap techniques and avoid purchasing expensive sex aids and contraceptive devices. Second, kids should be seen, not heard and they should be cheap to raise. Whatever kids grow up doing will seem natural and proper to them, since they are born not knowing what life should be. Kids that are raised living and shopping cheaply will observe what a great and fun bargain living the cheap life actually is. Cheap puberty and adolescence practices are developed. Since puberty and adolescence are difficult times for the participants, at least they should be done as cheaply as possible. These methods lead to the cheapest, most enjoyable and effective methods for raising kids. Third, since the cheap principle is the best return on one's investment, cheap adults, cheap relationships, cheap business and buying practices are discussed. These practices imply one does not buy extravagant diamonds, Porsches, land, stocks, etc. People, such as wives, are never referred to as diamonds nor Porsches, etc., since that implies they are property, are expensive to maintain and are losses on one's investments.