Off Limits

There is only one thing standing between Blair and the girl of his dreams. His mom.



It used to be easy for Blair Howell to get a date. He had a new girlfriend every couple of weeks.



Until his mom became principal at his high school.



Now girls don't give him a second glance. Not with his mother hovering over him like a pinstripe-clad overlord.



Then Blair met Sandra. But with her spiked bracelets and Day of the Dead t-shirts, his mom would run Sandra off before she ever made it through the front door.



There was only one solution.



Make sure his mom never found out.