The Saudi Amazon Blues

Hey there ! My name is Zainab Al-Shamrani. I was born in Ottawa, Ontario, to Saudi Arabian Shiite Muslim immigrant parents. I'm not like the other Hijab-wearing, docile and polite Muslim girls you're probably used to seeing. I can probably kick your butt. You see, I've been wrestling since High School and I routinely defeat both male and female opponents in the Wrestling Club at Algonquin College. After romantic disasters with Yemeni stud Khaled Saleh and Canadian athlete Dillon Hendricks, I basically swore off men. And then along came Jethro Philemon, a sexy brother from Carthage, Missouri, who took me down on the mat. And I, um, kind of liked it. As different as we are from each other, Jethro truly gets me, and he's kind of cute, too. I'm starting to fall for him. Yikes. Wish me luck !