The Shattered Elements Revision Version edition

"I'd like to say this is a decent story, but what do I know? I've only been alive since before the Jurisdiction."

-The Wise Witch



"I soaked each and every page of this book in the blood of a disgruntled newt and fed them to the flames, full moon and everything. No voices or illusions, except the usual. Relatively enjoyable process. 10/10 would re-sacrifice."

-The False Priestess



"An epic struggle for any time and age, with completely normal, bias-free characters who can definitely be relied upon to review this book objectively."

-The Wizard of the Waves



"You mean you want me to actually READ this? Seems like a lot of energy. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it."

-The Demon Bear



"When the tale really got going, I felt some feelings, if you must know. I'm not sure I can recommend feeling stuff, but the novel seems fine."

-The Sky Dancer