Westward Hoes

Publisher Marketing: "Daring... Dueling... Disturbing... Damning" WANTED: Bizarro writers to provide their take on "How the West was Weird." Nine outlaw writers rode into town from obscurity to pen nine tantalizing tales of horror and fantasy, and leaving once they branded their own personal marks on the weird western genre and became living legends of the American Frontier experience. Like drunken Indian scouts, the writers fervidly tracked down and captured the Western genre, tore off its fashionable veneer and ravished its exposed essence. So belly up to the bar with your favorite soiled dove and enjoy perusing these thrilling tales of Old West debauchery, danger and desire; compiled by the publisher of "The Big Book of Bizarro" and featuring the bizarro novella "Big Trouble in Little Ass" by Wol-vriey. Stories include: "Demoneye" by David J. Fairhead - A vengeful loner finds the courage to battle evil, but only after a few stiff drinks. "The Undesirable" by Jessie J. Saxon - When a series of unsolved murders occurs, a small town sheriff discovers that he can't just abandon his duty and run away from his problems. "The Tailsman" by Gary Lee Vincent - A ladies' man uses his unique charms to tame a wild beast and become a living legend. "The Man With Too Many Names" by Kelly R. Martin - The more sinners that a holy man eliminates, the more heathens he seems to attract. "Just Enough Rope" by Nelson W. Pyles - A bounty hunter must decide between claiming his bounty or hanging up his holster on the bed post of a bountiful beauty. "The Whore in the Mirror" by Kimberly Bennett- A man tracks down his missing brother, straight into the deceitful arms of a narcissistic ne'er-do-well. "Succubi Sundown" by Scott Emerson - An injured and delirious gunslinger finds comfort, peace and faith at a strange desert oasis. "A Town Called Rupture" by Rich Bottles Jr. - Twin philanthropists try to bring together a town divided by greed and hate. "Big Trouble in Little Ass" by Wol-vriey - A hired assassin realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures and that only the love of a beautiful woman can save him. WARNING: These adult western tales are intended for... ahem... 'mature' audiences. Contributor Bio:  Vincent, Gary Lee Gary Lee Vincent was born in 1974, in Clarksburg, West Virginia, where he lives with his wife Carla and daughter Amber Lee. He is a graduate of Fairmont State University and Columbus University. Vincent holds a Ph. D. and M. S. in Computer Information Systems and a B. S. in Business Administration Management and Psychology. He is a real estate developer, entrepreneur, author and recording artist. His interests include music, travel, photography, technology, art, and of course, creative writing.